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Team Titanic Encore: find out what character from the blockbuster hit Titanic you are!

Which Titanic Character Are You?

It's Friday and a coworker forgot to bring in breakfast on his day. What do you do?

FRIDAY BREAKFAST CLUB!

But a coworker "forgot her purse" today and she can't pay. What do you do?

CHEETAH PIZZA LUNCH!

HAPPY HOUR!

YOU WON THE LOTTERY!

MUSIC QUESTION!

That’s right; you’re the larger-than-life ship itself. You’re a majestic, state-of-the-art, 46-ton person. You’re the life of the party, popular, and everyone can’t wait to climb aboard you. You’re basically perfect… except for one little flaw. You’re the star of the volleyball team until that one little flaw derails our whole operation and you leave your teammates left to die – frozen and hopeless – in the North Atlantic. We’re all looking forward to a great season with you, Titanic.

THE TITANIC

At first glance some may think you’re humble and understated, living in the shadow of the grand Titanic. But you’re okay living in the shadow – you know your day to shine to come. Most dismiss the need for you…until the Titanic drives itself into giant block of ice in the middle of the North Atlantic Ocean. But when your time to shine comes, you CHOKED! Twenty lifeboats for 3,300 passengers? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Way to let us all down. We’re all looking forward to a great season with you, lifeboats.

THE LIFEBOATS

Obviously you’re a cold, rigid person. You’re duplicitous and calculating: hiding your destructiveness below the surface and out of plain sight, you wait for others to approach you so you can take down your enemies when they least expect it. On the volleyball court, we look forward to you spiking the ball into the faces of the unsuspecting – even if that includes your own teammates.

THE ICEBERG

No, you’re not the Kathy Bates as the “Unsinkable Molly Brown,” you’re Kathy Bates as Kathy Bates. You’re sassy, independent, and you tell it like it is. You make up your own rules and don’t take crap from anyone – especially another man. On the volleyball court, you’re not afraid to go Annie Wilkes on the opponent if they cheat or a call doesn’t go your way – and that’s okay. We’ll bring a sledgehammer and block of wood to every game because we’re your “number one fan.”

KATHY BATES

You’re a people pleaser. Resolute and unselfish, everyone knows you played on the ship went down – keeping up that positive attitude to ensure everyone had a great experience as certain death approached. Seemingly noble, but genuinely ignorant. GET OFF THE DAMN BOAT! On the volleyball court we look forward to you perpetual positive reinforcement – even when it’s clear we’ve lost the match.

THE BAND

CELINE DION.

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