The New Miss America Could Totally Be A Character On "Girls"

She moved to Brooklyn "to find herself."

On Saturday, Mallory Hagan became Miss America 2013. She is not your typical "I dream of world peace" pageant type.

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I'm sure she wants world peace! We all do.

Miss New York lives in Brooklyn.

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She lives in the Park Slope/Windsor Terrace area — which, to be fair, isn't quite the hipster enclave that Greenpoint (where Girls is set) is. But still, plenty of well-groomed beards and skinny jeans around those parts.

She moved to New York "to find herself."

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Really! She really said this: "I just knew that the energy of NYC was something that I really loved. I was always a little more liberal-thinking than my hometown. And I just knew that I needed to get out for a little bit, and I needed to find myself. I needed to find myself."

She went to FIT (the Fashion Institute of Technology).

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Where she presumably learned to wear such daring outfits as these.

Her talent portion was very attitude-y.

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For comparison, one of the runner's-up sang the song from Les Misérables and was totally off-key.

Her outfit also involved mesh sleeves, a bare midriff, and huge gold hoops.

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Again, for comparison, this is the kind of stuff the other contestants wore in the talent portion.

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She's totally comfortable being almost naked!

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She's dating a finance guy who went to a small liberal arts school.

This is literally a Girls plot line. His name is Charmel Maynard, he works at JP Morgan, and he went to Amherst.

I know, I CAN'T believe the bodega ran out of PBR either.

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See ya at Cafe Grumpy!

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