8 Statistical Truths About Your Office Holiday Party
People will get very drunk, very quickly. Here's the science to prove it.
First of all, there WILL be a holiday party at your company (roughly 86.5% chance).
But people will be really apathetic about it (95% chance).
There will be booze (80% chance).
People will get drunk more quickly than they realize (100% chance).
There will not be caviar and French champagne (99% chance).
An extramarital affair will begin (59.8% to 72.2% chance).
The party will take place at lunch (43% chance).
If you wear a furry white bikini with knee-high boots, someone will inevitably relay the story to a reporter (100% chance).
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