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    The 7 Worst Times To Be A Woman

    According to science, women are suffering at 5:22 a.m., 3:30 p.m., the week after their birthdays... so basically all the time.

    1. On Wednesdays at 3:30 p.m.

    2. When you're older than 31.

    3. Or maybe it's at 28, when women see their sex lives take a turn for the worse.

    4. Or wait, maybe it's when you turn 59.

    5. It's generally just not good to be a woman in the 21st century.

    6. It's also terrible for women to be awake at 5:22 a.m.

    7. The week after a woman's birthday is also bad.

    If you find yourself at any of these points in your life, or day, just remember: