Baked potato hamster.
Toilet paper earrings.
Louis Vuitton printed assault rifle.
Leg warmers for a stool.
Another waste of knitting: men's shorts.
Playing card corset.
Under-the-sea-themed cake with live fish.
Tampon gun and bullets.
Heart-shaped tampon earrings.
Paula Dean wine glass decal.
Studded butt pockets.
Carved pumpkin with breasts giving birth.
Figurines made from clay made from dryer lint.
Deformed foot cake.
Paper Chanel bag.
Duck foot pumps.
Razor blade soap.
Fake flowers, made from buttons.
Unicorn bike with horn and tail.
Deer hoof Christmas ornament.
Fake eyelash necklace.
Fake bird's nest as scrunchie.
Preserved orange peel hair floret.
Lamp made of melted legos.