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Start your day with a pep talk!
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Dress to impress. That means combing your kids' hair.
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But remember, beauty isn't everything.
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Don't get too full of yourself.
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Trust no one and expect nothing.
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Get annoyed with your hyperactive Twitter followers.
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Take some time for yourself.
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Swear off the grammar police.
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Don't worry about whether others understand you.
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Affirm your power while remaining humble.