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Here's What Your Poop May Be Trying To Tell You

That's right, folks, we made an entire show about poop. Bombs away!

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Hillary and Keith talked to a bunch of folks about pooping and why the topic makes some people uneasy. They also did some awesome poop-classifying, and threw it all in this video, which will change the way you think about your poop.

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This is the second episode of Unwritten Rules, a new BuzzFeed Motion Pictures show where we talk about things that usually aren’t talked about.


The. Struggle. Is. Real. Although Keith had a hard time finding a clean place to poop, he did discover that the cleanest and most globally-available bathroom is Starbucks. Which leads us to rule #2, when in doubt...

Now that we have established how difficult it can be to find a place to poop, it's time to tackle the question of, "WHY DOES MY POOP LOOK LIKE THAT?" For that, Hillary spoke to poop expert. Meet Dr. DeLeve.

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Hillary asked her BuzzFeed co-workers to send in pics of their crap. However, that was a little much. So, she got an artist to paint the pretty, or not so pretty, picture of what their poops looked like.


Here are a few artist renderings of the crap:

First: Little pebble-like stools, here, the poop is getting dried out because it is taking too long to get through the guts and it's a sign of constipation.

Middle: Not the ideal poop, and there's a little constipation going on.

Last: This green poop is one of the most perfect poops. Normal is brown, green, or yellow.


So Keith naturally had to ask his work BFF, Zach, what his poop methods were. Zach told Keith he's got a dedicated hand for his phone...

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He's trying to keep his phone CLEAN. In a previous BuzzFeedVideo, we told you how dirty your phone can get and Zach's aware!

But why not just avoid all that by not bringing it into the bathroom at all, Zach???

Our final adventure brought us to an IRL poop story, or should we say, poop travesty. Keith and Hillz re-enacted this real-life story.

^ We've all been there, ya know, driving with someone and suddenly the guts start to bubble. But in this IRL story, the gent obvi hadn't done anything like this before in front of his girlfriend.