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When Britain's Sexiest Cow granted a rare interview.
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When national treasure Alison Hammond interviewed a tree.
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When 80-year-old Iris described (in great detail) her first night with her 30-year-old boyfriend.
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When this woman – who is terrified of church bells – was made to listen to some church bells.
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When this woman's 'haunted doll' attacked her husband.
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When a woman married her dog:
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And this woman married a ghost (here's a "close-up" of the ghost):
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When they Skyped a 'real-life mermaid':
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When Holly and Phil spent the entire show dressed like this:
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When this woman couldn't stop eating her armchair:
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When we met the couple who can orgasm by hugging:
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When this dad introduced his sex doll to the nation:
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And, of course, when Phil and Holly interviewed a 'human puppy':
Thanks for all the next-level weirdness over the years, This Morning!