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    19 Batshit And Hilarious Gifts You Need To Send To Your Weirdest Friend

    Because everyone needs some fish shoes and a taxidermied squirrel.

    Hilary Mitchell
    by Hilary Mitchell

    BuzzFeed Staff

    We hope you like the deeply strange products we recommend. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page.

    1. A giant bread pillow.

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    It's certainly a conversation starter. Get it here for £14.99.

    2. This poo in a box.

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    It's a badge as well, so they can wear it with pride. Get it here for £7.

    3. A yodelling Christmas pickle.

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    Imagine getting someone a pickle that didn't yodel. How embarrassing would that be? Get it here for £10.99.

    4. A pair of fish shoes.

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    What do you get the weirdo that has everything? These babies. Get them here for £11.99.

    5. These "mushions".

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    For someone who wants to look like a haunted marshmallow. Get them here for £14.99.

    6. This beautiful, cheery sampler.

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    Part of the "twee things that could kill you" range. Get it here for £15.50.

    7. This taxidermied squirrel dressed as Daenerys.

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    You'll have to bend the knee to get a good look at it. Get it here for £120.

    8. This goth plushie.

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    Are those teeth...real? Get it here for £15.

    9. This Donald Trump "toilet roll talker".

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    "This is the greatest shit of all time. No one else can shit as well as I can. Sad!" Get it here for £15.84.

    10. This inspiring piece of art.

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    Doris really brightens up the place. Get her here for £18.73.

    11. A toy spleen.

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    In the words of Cornershop, "everyone needs a spleen for a pillow." Get it here for £25.

    12. And this "antisocial" heart.

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    So gory, yet so sweet. Get it here for £20.

    13. This comb made out of a real, used pair of dentures.

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    95% of spinach will be removed before posting. Get it here for £34.88.

    14. This (ahem) perky cowboy wall hook.

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    He's clearly pleased to meet you. Get him here for £9.38.

    15. A set of Stephen King-themed Russian nesting dolls.

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    THE SMALLEST ONE IS THE BEST. Get them here (or something similar, it's a custom order) for £69.77.

    16. A roadkill candle.

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    Ah, just smell that country air. Get it here for £7.64.

    17. A pair of sushi socks.

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    So stylish. Get them here for £9.30.

    18. This H.P. Lovecraft sauce bottle sculpture.

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    Lä! Lä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Get it here for £79.99.

    19. And this "stay weird" necklace.

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    Because above all else, you don't want them to change. Get it here for £10.