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19 Batshit And Hilarious Gifts You Need To Send To Your Weirdest Friend

Because everyone needs some fish shoes and a taxidermied squirrel.

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1. A giant bread pillow.

It's certainly a conversation starter. Get it here for £14.99.
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It's certainly a conversation starter. Get it here for £14.99.

2. This poo in a box.

It's a badge as well, so they can wear it with pride. Get it here for £7.
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It's a badge as well, so they can wear it with pride. Get it here for £7.

3. A yodelling Christmas pickle.

Imagine getting someone a pickle that didn't yodel. How embarrassing would that be? Get it here for £10.99.
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Imagine getting someone a pickle that didn't yodel. How embarrassing would that be? Get it here for £10.99.

4. A pair of fish shoes.

What do you get the weirdo that has everything? These babies. Get them here for £11.99.
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What do you get the weirdo that has everything? These babies. Get them here for £11.99.

5. These "mushions".

For someone who wants to look like a haunted marshmallow. Get them here for £14.99.
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For someone who wants to look like a haunted marshmallow. Get them here for £14.99.

6. This beautiful, cheery sampler.

Part of the "twee things that could kill you" range. Get it here for £15.50.
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Part of the "twee things that could kill you" range. Get it here for £15.50.

7. This taxidermied squirrel dressed as Daenerys.

You'll have to bend the knee to get a good look at it. Get it here for £120.
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You'll have to bend the knee to get a good look at it. Get it here for £120.

8. This goth plushie.

Are those teeth...real? Get it here for £15.
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Are those teeth...real? Get it here for £15.

9. This Donald Trump "toilet roll talker".

"This is the greatest shit of all time. No one else can shit as well as I can. Sad!" Get it here for £15.84.
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"This is the greatest shit of all time. No one else can shit as well as I can. Sad!" Get it here for £15.84.

10. This inspiring piece of art.

Doris really brightens up the place. Get her here for £18.73.
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Doris really brightens up the place. Get her here for £18.73.

11. A toy spleen.

In the words of Cornershop, "everyone needs a spleen for a pillow." Get it here for £25.
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In the words of Cornershop, "everyone needs a spleen for a pillow." Get it here for £25.

12. And this "antisocial" heart.

So gory, yet so sweet. Get it here for £20.
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So gory, yet so sweet. Get it here for £20.

13. This comb made out of a real, used pair of dentures.

95% of spinach will be removed before posting. Get it here for £34.88.
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95% of spinach will be removed before posting. Get it here for £34.88.

14. This (ahem) perky cowboy wall hook.

He's clearly pleased to meet you. Get him here for £9.38.
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He's clearly pleased to meet you. Get him here for £9.38.

15. A set of Stephen King-themed Russian nesting dolls.

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THE SMALLEST ONE IS THE BEST. Get them here (or something similar, it's a custom order) for £69.77.

16. A roadkill candle.

Ah, just smell that country air. Get it here for £7.64.
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Ah, just smell that country air. Get it here for £7.64.

17. A pair of sushi socks.

So stylish. Get them here for £9.30.
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So stylish. Get them here for £9.30.

18. This H.P. Lovecraft sauce bottle sculpture.

Lä! Lä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Get it here for £79.99.
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Lä! Lä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Get it here for £79.99.

19. And this "stay weird" necklace.

Because above all else, you don't want them to change. Get it here for £10.
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Because above all else, you don't want them to change. Get it here for £10.