What Your Choice Of Pizza Topping Says About You

It’s dinner time, and you are hardcore craving some pizza. You aren’t in the mood to make a commitment to any single kind of pizza right now, so you mosey on over to the local pizza buffet. Maybe you are in charge of feeding a horde of finicky eaters. You need options, and you need them now! You touch booth for one second, hastily communicate your drink order, and it’s off to the pizza station you go! Admit it, you’ll skip the salad bar for now. You gotta get that money’s worth. After all, you’re at the Pizza Hut, not the Salad Hut! Here’s who you might be based off of what you’ve stacked on your plate:

Cheese

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If you prefer cheese, you may be new to the world of pizza, under 7 years old, a picky vegetarian, or a cheese purist. There are just some pizzas where the cheese is best left uninterrupted.

Pepperoni

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Let's face it, for some people, it's all about the pep. You are a kid over the age of 7 (Welcome to the big league!), the compromiser of your friend group who wanted sausage but wasn't willing to commit to ordering a whole pizza for yourself, or a middle-aged man waiting for the Meat Lover’s to come out.

Sausage

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You could honestly go either way: mild-mannered peacemaker who got their way this time, or fiery person who gets all hot and bothered about their meats. The hardest time to be a sausage fan is when you are offered the choice between sliced sausages and sausage balls. Decisions, decisions!

Supreme/Veggie

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You are an older woman with way too much lipstick on, a seasoned vegetarian being forced to eat at a pizza buffet, or, if none of the above, you are from the North.

Pineapple

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Forget Hawaiian, it's all about the solo pineapple in 2014. You have a wacky side and you are know as the life of the party. This is the Cosmo Kramer of pizzas. This pizza is sweet and sassy, just like you!

Anchovy and Bean Sprouts with Feta Cheese

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You really should have just ordered that for yourself instead of taking up a precious Pepperoni slot on the buffet. We're looking at you, older hippie couple.

All Of The Meats

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This is a dare, you couldn’t decide, or you are a middle-aged male football fan who is “indulging” (read: cheating on the diet your wife put you on) just this once. Hey, you deserve a break!

What kind of pizza do you like best?