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38 Weird Fake Facebook Events To Attend Before 2015 Is Over

i wish these fake events were real because i'm so lonely

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1. November 17 - March 17: give up on everything

https://www.facebook.com/events/792329294223459/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/792329294223459/

2. November 28: moment of silence for all my wasted potential

https://www.facebook.com/events/193960727609346/
facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/193960727609346/

3. November 29: Helping me finish my bread before it expires

https://www.facebook.com/events/695728227271387/
facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/695728227271387/

4. November 30: leaving the library to go home and enjoy capitalism

https://www.facebook.com/events/488200021361266/
facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/488200021361266/

5. November 30: give ur goldfish a bath bc you're procrastinating studying for finals

https://www.facebook.com/events/1026569767405634/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1026569767405634/

6. November 30: Eating Alone in the Shower

https://www.facebook.com/events/1052767521420508/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1052767521420508/

7. December 03: crawl under the coffee table and never leave

https://www.facebook.com/events/673401526130399/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/673401526130399/

8. December 04: eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting

https://www.facebook.com/events/882725511848237/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/882725511848237/

9. December 08: Calculating what you need on the final to pass and crying

https://www.facebook.com/events/409910609207897/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/409910609207897/

10. December 09: Remembering you have Finals and crying uncontrollably

https://www.facebook.com/events/775770719224520/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/775770719224520/

11. December 08: Slowly cry and stare at your work the last night before finals

https://www.facebook.com/events/871723066278066/
Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/871723066278066/

12. December 09: eat a whole package

https://www.facebook.com/events/1028844417137693/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1028844417137693/

13. December 09: Everyone in the world click your heels together

https://www.facebook.com/events/1694757177414573/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1694757177414573/

14. December 10: Not bothering to put on pants every morning because you're not that important

https://www.facebook.com/events/908645629221553/
Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/908645629221553/

15. December 11: Drop out of school to become a cat

https://www.facebook.com/events/744255525709650/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/744255525709650/

16. December 11: feel superior to all those people who attend "fake events"

https://www.facebook.com/events/191529051190137/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/191529051190137/

17. December 12: National Sad Boy Day

https://www.facebook.com/events/819932798116337/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/819932798116337/

18. December 13: Drop out of college and eat 10 pounds of french fries

https://www.facebook.com/events/1026718120714521/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1026718120714521/

19. December 13: walking around aimlessly pretending to have ur shit 2gether

https://www.facebook.com/events/1656979617878457/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1656979617878457/

20. December 13: Sitting in the Corner for a Good Cry

https://www.facebook.com/events/1117323131613965/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1117323131613965/

21. December 14: avoid all my responsibilities

https://www.facebook.com/events/1636079679991515/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1636079679991515/

22. December 16: eat and cry next to a llama because finals

https://www.facebook.com/events/986440624746637/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/986440624746637/

23. December 17: realize how much work you haven't done yet and take a nap instead

https://www.facebook.com/events/204205023248360/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/204205023248360/

24. December 18: turn into a skeleton before finals

https://www.facebook.com/events/809987459123703/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/809987459123703/

25. December 19: drop out of school and turn into JOHN CENA

https://www.facebook.com/events/1026721077379346/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1026721077379346/

26. December 19: Eating an Entire Brick of Cheese by Yourself (Because Cheese Makes Everything Better)

https://www.facebook.com/events/594266727394613/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/594266727394613/

27. December 19: Cry and eat ice cream because it's ok to fail finals

https://www.facebook.com/events/492269034285100/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/492269034285100/

28. December 21: no time 2 study 2 busy attending fake facebook events

https://www.facebook.com/events/965997066805138/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/965997066805138/

29. December 24: get beat up by ur friends for attending fake fb events

https://www.facebook.com/events/173186613032791/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/173186613032791/

30. December 24: Become an actual potato

https://www.facebook.com/events/921222241246734/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/921222241246734/

31. December 25: waiting for this "weird FB event" craze to crash and fucking burn

https://www.facebook.com/events/770398099773066/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/770398099773066/

32. December 25: put a burrito in a stroller and push it around like a human child

https://www.facebook.com/events/995926343804040/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/995926343804040/

33. December 25: Turn into an actual cat

https://www.facebook.com/events/1515057985487192/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1515057985487192/

34. December 28: Weird fake event to show everyone how quirky and cool I am

https://www.facebook.com/events/1065956910111565/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1065956910111565/

35. December 31: Crying and Eating Bread by Yourself on the Floor

https://www.facebook.com/events/724756514323882/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/724756514323882/

36. December 31: lying in bed and cryin to Adele and feeling bad 4 urself

https://www.facebook.com/events/1529836817336631/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1529836817336631/

37. December 31: unfriend that friend who's interested in stupid events

https://www.facebook.com/events/932946230088497/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/932946230088497/

38. December 31: Listening to drake and crying

https://www.facebook.com/events/1017544084932609/
Facebook / Via Facebook: events

https://www.facebook.com/events/1017544084932609/

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