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    38 Weird Fake Facebook Events To Attend Before 2015 Is Over

    i wish these fake events were real because i'm so lonely

    1. November 17 - March 17: give up on everything

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/792329294223459/

    2. November 28: moment of silence for all my wasted potential

    facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/193960727609346/

    3. November 29: Helping me finish my bread before it expires

    facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/695728227271387/

    4. November 30: leaving the library to go home and enjoy capitalism

    facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/488200021361266/

    5. November 30: give ur goldfish a bath bc you're procrastinating studying for finals

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1026569767405634/

    6. November 30: Eating Alone in the Shower

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1052767521420508/

    7. December 03: crawl under the coffee table and never leave

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/673401526130399/

    8. December 04: eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/882725511848237/

    9. December 08: Calculating what you need on the final to pass and crying

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/409910609207897/

    10. December 09: Remembering you have Finals and crying uncontrollably

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/775770719224520/

    11. December 08: Slowly cry and stare at your work the last night before finals

    Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/871723066278066/

    12. December 09: eat a whole package

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1028844417137693/

    13. December 09: Everyone in the world click your heels together

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1694757177414573/

    14. December 10: Not bothering to put on pants every morning because you're not that important

    Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/908645629221553/

    15. December 11: Drop out of school to become a cat

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/744255525709650/

    16. December 11: feel superior to all those people who attend "fake events"

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/191529051190137/

    17. December 12: National Sad Boy Day

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/819932798116337/

    18. December 13: Drop out of college and eat 10 pounds of french fries

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1026718120714521/

    19. December 13: walking around aimlessly pretending to have ur shit 2gether

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1656979617878457/

    20. December 13: Sitting in the Corner for a Good Cry

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1117323131613965/

    21. December 14: avoid all my responsibilities

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1636079679991515/

    22. December 16: eat and cry next to a llama because finals

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/986440624746637/

    23. December 17: realize how much work you haven't done yet and take a nap instead

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/204205023248360/

    24. December 18: turn into a skeleton before finals

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/809987459123703/

    25. December 19: drop out of school and turn into JOHN CENA

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1026721077379346/

    26. December 19: Eating an Entire Brick of Cheese by Yourself (Because Cheese Makes Everything Better)

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/594266727394613/

    27. December 19: Cry and eat ice cream because it's ok to fail finals

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/492269034285100/

    28. December 21: no time 2 study 2 busy attending fake facebook events

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/965997066805138/

    29. December 24: get beat up by ur friends for attending fake fb events

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/173186613032791/

    30. December 24: Become an actual potato

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/921222241246734/

    31. December 25: waiting for this "weird FB event" craze to crash and fucking burn

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/770398099773066/

    32. December 25: put a burrito in a stroller and push it around like a human child

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/995926343804040/

    33. December 25: Turn into an actual cat

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1515057985487192/

    34. December 28: Weird fake event to show everyone how quirky and cool I am

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1065956910111565/

    35. December 31: Crying and Eating Bread by Yourself on the Floor

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/724756514323882/

    36. December 31: lying in bed and cryin to Adele and feeling bad 4 urself

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1529836817336631/

    37. December 31: unfriend that friend who's interested in stupid events

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/932946230088497/

    38. December 31: Listening to drake and crying

    Facebook / Via Facebook: events

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1017544084932609/

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