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Updated on Mar 25, 2019. Posted on Feb 20, 2012

These 15 People Are Definitely Unemployed

It's tough trying to get a job these days with the economy and all. Why not make it that much harder on yourself by becoming virtually impossible for anyone to take you seriously in a work environment?

1.

Via poorlydressed.failblog.org

Unless you count being a professional human goldfish for a living, I don't think this guy will be employed any time soon.

2.

Via mikemet.com

"Hi, welcome to McDonalds, can I super spray tan your order today?"

3.

Via my.opera.com

No, sir, I SWEAR I wasn't looking at your vibrantly colored eyeball. Now please don't murder me, I just wanted to pay for my gas.

4.

Via crazy-picsblog.blogspot.com

"So you mean to tell me that you won't hire me because I don't look like a made this life-long checkerboard tattoo commitment sober?"

5.

I imagine walking into my local grocery store someday and fearing I may have entered some sort of weird hellish vortex when this guy rings up my groceries.

6.

Via wackymania.com

To be fair, I'm not sure if this woman is just having a really bad allergic reaction to something. If you did, miss, I hope you sought the medical attention needed.

7.

Via mikemet.com

I'm not sure if this is entirely human or a robot trying to pretend it's a human.

8.

Via crazy-picsblog.blogspot.com

This guy had a very specific dream of what he would be when he grew up. The dream was to probably terrify and most definitely murder people.

9.

Via inmalafide.com

Just...juggalos.

10.

Via popfi.com

Sir, your mustache is making me uncomfortable.

11.

Via news.softpedia.com

This guy still has a fighting chance for a job if he moves to Williamsburg.

12.

And here's the absolute guaranteed way to never EVER work again.

13.

Via crazy-picsblog.blogspot.com

I'd like to think this guy works at a high executive law firm.

14.

Via cherrybombed.com

"Sooo, we decided to run a background check on you but now looking at you face to face, I can tell you are definitely, probably a very trustworthy human being."

15.

Via blogtown.portlandmercury.com

"So, do you have any skills that set you apart from the other potential employees?"

"Yeah, I gross people out and I can't pick up phones."

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