23 Hilariously Bad Knockoff Brands

In every dollar store and Chinatown marketplace these little gems can be found. If nothing else, their efforts are commendable.

1. Mountain Lightning

Via walmart.com

This logo makes me feel like they may or may not have slipped amphetamine into this soda.

2. Panburger Partner

Via reddit.com

This company is really good at coming up with synonyms.

3. Sunbucks Coffee

Via Flickr: avery

4. Michael Alone

Via micgadget.com

I never thought a McDonald's could ever seem more depressing.

5. Robert Cop 3

Via forums.somethingawful.com

I wonder how the first two "Robert Cops" were.

6. Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres

Via secondmelody.com

I think the ad team here just didn't care whether or not they got fired.

7. My Little...Oh....

Via forums.somethingawful.com

Somewhere, a Bronie is weeping.

8. Dr. Bob

Via toiletblogs.com

"Open wide and say ahhh!"

9. Skerpie

Via Flickr: elnegro

10. Adidos

Via forums.somethingawful.com

11. Johns Daphne

Via pumpispumping.com

Well, at least you know this bottle has only the top notch sort of tenderness you expect from fine whiskey.

12. Duracell

Via i.imgur.com

13. You'd Butter Believe It!

Via karlsteel.blogspot.com

LOL, puns.

14. PolyStation 3

Via technabob.com

If you're really interested on how this thing doesn't actually work, you can watch a video here.

15. Big Americans

Via forums.somethingawful.com

Well, this doesn't reinforce any stereotypes about 'Merika.

16. Benign Girl

Via img.moonbuggy.org

Really. Benign Girl.

17. Sour Frittles

Via forums.somethingawful.com

18. Goetze's Caramel Creams

Via forums.somethingawful.com

Whoops. If only WaWa understood the internet implications here.

19. Johnnie Worker presents Red Labial

Via forums.somethingawful.com

20. Dolce&Banana

Via brainmetals.blogspot.com

This is actually kind of awesome.

21. Sonia

Via ojosdehumanoide.com

Perhaps Sonia is this headphone model's name.

22. Cooking Spray and Furniture Polish

Via forums.somethingawful.com

in the exact same packaging. Who's ready to accidentally poison themselves?

23. Mighty Mutant Power Turtles

Via peterlairdstmntblog.blogspot.com

There is so much going on here, I don't even know where to start. By the way, this is the packaging for what you'd think is a VHS tape but is actually a stick of bubble gum poorly made to look like a VHS tape.