1. Mountain Lightning Via walmart.com This logo makes me feel like they may or may not have slipped amphetamine into this soda. 2. Panburger Partner Via reddit.com This company is really good at coming up with synonyms. 3. Sunbucks Coffee Via Flickr: avery 4. Michael Alone Via micgadget.com I never thought a McDonald's could ever seem more depressing. 5. Robert Cop 3 Via forums.somethingawful.com I wonder how the first two "Robert Cops" were. 6. Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres Via secondmelody.com I think the ad team here just didn't care whether or not they got fired. 7. My Little...Oh.... Via forums.somethingawful.com Somewhere, a Bronie is weeping. 8. Dr. Bob Via toiletblogs.com "Open wide and say ahhh!" 9. Skerpie Via Flickr: elnegro 10. Adidos Via forums.somethingawful.com 11. Johns Daphne Via pumpispumping.com Well, at least you know this bottle has only the top notch sort of tenderness you expect from fine whiskey. 12. Duracell Via i.imgur.com 13. You'd Butter Believe It! Via karlsteel.blogspot.com LOL, puns. 14. PolyStation 3 Via technabob.com If you're really interested on how this thing doesn't actually work, you can watch a video here. 15. Big Americans Via forums.somethingawful.com Well, this doesn't reinforce any stereotypes about 'Merika. 16. Benign Girl Via img.moonbuggy.org Really. Benign Girl. 17. Sour Frittles Via forums.somethingawful.com 18. Goetze's Caramel Creams Via forums.somethingawful.com Whoops. If only WaWa understood the internet implications here. 19. Johnnie Worker presents Red Labial Via forums.somethingawful.com 20. Dolce&Banana Via brainmetals.blogspot.com This is actually kind of awesome. 21. Sonia Via ojosdehumanoide.com Perhaps Sonia is this headphone model's name. 22. Cooking Spray and Furniture Polish Via forums.somethingawful.com in the exact same packaging. Who's ready to accidentally poison themselves? 23. Mighty Mutant Power Turtles Via peterlairdstmntblog.blogspot.com There is so much going on here, I don't even know where to start. By the way, this is the packaging for what you'd think is a VHS tape but is actually a stick of bubble gum poorly made to look like a VHS tape.