1. Upright Bed Via toxel.com Wut. 2. Furniture Erotica Via casasugar.com 3. "White Elephant" Via chime.in I'm not exactly sure what this is. It's been described by the designer as a "building inside of a house" and "super furniture". Ooookay, Jimenez Lai. 4. This Via modenus.com 5. Octopus Chair Via casasugar.com All I can think is "IT'S A TRAP!" 6. Predator Table Via jezzbean.wordpress.com Show everyone your strange dedication to the movie "Predator" with this terrifying table. 7. Laptop Chair Via twilamarie.amplify.com Soooo, this looks incredibly uncomfortable. 8. Rifle Lamp Via nerdapproved.com 9. Meat Chair Via casasugar.com I'm guessing this belongs to Lady Gaga. 10. Coffin Couch Via odditycentral.com I'm guessing you don't want your friends to ever come over again. 11. Seat O'Hair Via houseofonika.com When hair isn't attached to animals or the human head, it can be a little disarming. 12. Pencil Chair Via telovation.com 13. Forever Alone bed Via geekologie.com Sleeping for one? 14. Road kill alligator 15. Butt Chair Via oneinchpunch.net 16. Clive Barker inspired chair Via giggletreedesign.blogspot.com I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to sit on something that could possibly come alive and swallow me whole. 17. Humans Via seatingzone.wordpress.com 18. Animal print anything Via peasprout.com 19. Erotic animal print anything Via sparklyvampirez.webs.com Unless you want everyone to think you're Quagmire, don't do it. 20. Disgusting Chair Via en.wikinoticia.com Whatever this is supposed to resemble, do not want. 21. Egg Rug Via tracyleedrei.wordpress.com Wait, no. This may be the best rug in existence.