3. You run out of alcoholic eggnog
It’s probably for the best, your drunk uncle is already down for the count
5. Your parents discover your bisexual amidst dinner
Tell them they now have double the chances at grandchildren. Parents love grandchildren.
6. You accidentally destroy your nephew’s prized gingerbread house
Good job, jerk. Now you have to spend the rest of the night trying to put it back together with superglue. Or, you can give him 10 bucks and call it a night.
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