7 STAGES OF A CASUAL HOOKUP

It's the circle of life. NaaaSoWhenYa GonnaFigua DisOut

1. I mean, he/she is attractive but that's it.

2. This is nothing like with __________. I've got my emotions on lockdown.

3. Sex! I forgot how awesome sex is.

Maybe last time it wasn't that I liked _________, I think I just love sex.

4. I am the Sex machine! God it's so nice to have no-strings-attached sex.

Look at me, acting casual & in control.

5. We should totally do all that crazy sex stuff together

...like hookup at a restaurant or flirt with people at a bar. Hmmm wait til my ex sees this on Insta.

6A. Saturday night and they haven't texted back?

Not that we had plans, but I figured we'd casually have sex tonight.

6B. ...Why aren't they texting me?

6C. Is there someone else?

What the hell, do they like this person? Why don't they like me- I've been so cool and casual!

7. Aww fuck.

I caught the feels.