Yo cat's so fat when I laid back on her stomach and rolled twice I was still in the middle
Yo cat's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo cat's so fat, when she got lost they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Yo cat's so fat when she looked at the scale it said "to be continued."
Yo cat's so fat when she walked past my TV I missed the whole first season of Downton Abbey.
Yo cat's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo cat's so fat, NO ONE can talk behind her back.
Yo cat's so fat, when I said "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo cat's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo cat's so fat when she put a yellow rain coat, people yell out "Taxi!"
Yo cat's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
Yo cats's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo cat's so fat she needs one couch for each butt cheek.
Yo cat's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
Yo cat's so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
Yo cat's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo cat's so fat, she went on a light diet... as soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
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