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Kanye puts out Yeezus, Vin Diesel assumes the role of Mother Nature. Society is ruined.
The possibility of a two-letter curse word boggles my mind. As does the idea of Vin Diesel vs. Popeye.
The sunset, the heart, the bedroom eyes. Vomit.
Your aunt's Facebook album of her dachshunds in elf hats could never be this festive.
Gandhi definitely never intended for his message to be locked up next to this sliver of FUPA.
Probably never intended for a ghostly Vin Diesel to haunt him in the afterlife either.
A rose by any other name... would probably never smell like tire burnout and engine grease.
The analogy of a phoenix rising from the ashes, fitting for Vin Diesel's commitment to continually making Fast & Furious movies.
The classic LOVE stamp will be made obsolete as newly engaged couples choose the sensitive face of this man.
He's a family man, a true... "upholder"...?
Probably only true if you are stoned.
Vin Diesel thinks he's a Gryffindor but we all know he would have gone to Durmstrang not Hogwarts.
Maybe this is supposed to be workout motivation, but plaid shorts at the gym is one step from Amanda Bynes' pushup bra gym incident.
Quoting oneself - bad status update 2.0.
Twin lion cubs stare at Vin Diesel like - WTF? Echoing my thoughts exactly.
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