White Rapper Finally Makes The Perfect Song About Penis Envy

Lil’ Dicky’s ‘Ex-Boyfriend’ is the NSFW ‘Thrift Shop’ you never knew you wanted. (NSFW)

1. Meet Lil’ Dicky.

He’s a rapper from Philadelphia (even though he shot his video in SF).

2. He has excellent taste in NBA Jam-themed T-shirts:

3. His sweet new song “Ex-Boyfriend” is about meeting his girl’s ex.

4. And finding out he’s, um….

5. And the song is actually awesome.

Download his whole mixtape at his website.

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