9 James Franco Facts You Won't Believe Because They're Not True

James Franco is one of Hollywood's hottest stars, and nothing presented in this article is in any way factual.

1. He’s Actually Just A Bunch Of Spiders

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There is no evidence to suggest that James Franco is actually a mass of spiders working in unison to impersonate a successful Hollywood actor.

2. His Middle Name Is “MouthStomach”

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James Franco’s middle name is Edward. “MouthStomach” is not a word.

3. He Only Eats Fruit That’s Still Attached To A Tree

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Not only is this untrue, it would be wildly impractical.

4. He Never Takes Off His Google Glass Set, Even When He’s Acting Or In The Shower Or Something, Because He’s Always Watching His Favorite Movie, Homeward Bound II: Lost In San Francisco

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This one is nowhere near close to being true.

5. He Lists His Favorite NBA Team As “The Confederacy”

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There is no NBA team named after the Confederate States of America. We cannot confirm that Mr. Franco has an interest in professional basketball.

6. He And His Brother Dave Franco Meet Every Sunday To Fight Each Other With Shards Of Glass

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While evidence suggests brothers Dave and James Franco are on good terms, there is little to no evidence that they meet every week for ritualistic hand-to-hand combat.

7. He Has Been In Every Movie

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While IMDb lists more than one hundred of James Franco’s film and TV credits, an impressive number, film as a medium began a century before his birth.

8. He Calls Hair “Head Spaghetti”

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James Franco, along with the vast majority of the word’s population, does not refer to hair as “head spaghetti.”

9. His Birthday Is April 10th

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It’s April 19th, idiot.