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    8 Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

    Dating can be hard enough as it is, so don't sabotage your chances even further by saying any of these 8 common dating faux pas!

    1. "Your Grandma Is In Hell."

    2. "If I Had One Wish, I Would Make Whales Extinct."

    3. "The Average Person Swallows 12 Spiders When They Sleep With Me."

    4. "All I Want To Talk About Is The Challenger Explosion."

    5. "When We Have A Child, I Will Make Sure It Never Learns To Read."

    6. "I Helped Trap The Chilean Miners."

    7. "It's Best We Whisper, My Wife Is Listening."

    8. "You Are Unattractive And I Hate You."