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WHICH CRAY BITCH ARE YOU?

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Sorry! You're cray and you don't play. You're small but deadly. You act super innocent and say you're an "angel" but you will threaten to kill people in their sleep. Actually..scratch that, you probably won't kill someone in their sleep because you sleep for average 14-16 hours a day when not hibernating. But then, you'll come downstairs, have some Hawaiian bread, and go back to bed. You can't poop with anyone within a 6 foot radius. You think you're adorable, and tbh, most people would agree with you. When you don't have midterms or finals, you make it your mission to torture everyone else. Pants were never a thing for you really..why cover yourself when you got a bangin body from all those years of tennis? You love it when people pet your head! You also think you're pretty funny..but sometimes you get pity laughs, let's be real. However, you're the most down to earth and wisest one of them all.

Nina

Congratulations! You're filipino and proud! If people don't share the same love of purple and Sharetea as you then you might ignore their texts. :( You make sure everyone knows when your birthday is cause it's super important! Your birthday is your favorite number! Your only workout is putting your hair in braids..but you still need breaks. Once you wash your sheets, you'll probably be too lazy to put them on your bed and sleep on your fuzzy blanket for a week. You hate public speaking and would avoid it any cost. You're a huge procrastinator, due tuesday means do tuesday! Only food you know how to make are lumpias (duh, you're filipino) and ground turkey. You're usually seen a flight to Hawaii, probably watching you're favorite show (can you guess..?) Hawaii Five-0! You are the queen of all filipinos, when anyone runs into a filipino on campus, there's a 95% chance they know you. When assassins comes around...you get paranoid and start doubting friendships. Other than that, you're pretty chill, but low key salty.

Lauren

Congratulations, you are the mom of the house! Anyone need something from amazon? You are the go to girl for that prime now order! If anyone is sick, just go to Hemali's pharmacy! Mama hemz got you. Come home from class, and you're probably baking a cake. When you order pizza people don't share with you because you get extra EXTRA hot sauce! You're lightweight OCD and everything in your room is color coordinated. You're the person who posts a million pictures on facebook too! You like to spice up your life and if you're not out at a partay you're probably spitting fire knowledge at peasants, since you were in the decathlon at such a young age. When you're not schooling other people, you're stealing their property while playing monopoly with a beer in hand. You're the first one to post up your schedule on the wall because well, you're the one who has most of their life together..but when you're stressed (which is a lot) you can tell. You're the type of person who puts love, laugh, smile, live, dream on their door. You're also the type of person who has so many shoes you need to keep a list to keep track of them. Last, but not least..your "laughter sparkles like sunshine..."

Hemali

Congratulations! You're a basic bitch. You have an addiction to shopping and sing along to songs that you don't know the lyrics to. You probably love Pink & VS. & You will probably end up in an arranged marriage because you're too picky. BUT that doesn't mean you'll stop complaining about how single you are. You can't spell for sh\*t & even though you're a CompSci major, you don't even know how to work GoogleDocs. Your phone is probably always dead but it doesn't mean you are! You're full of life & energy to the point where people may think you're psychotic. You can usually be seen with a peppermint mocha or mango black tea lemonade in your hand because you'll try something new and be traumatized for life, so you stick to the basics. You spend 80% of your life on the toilet.

Vandita

Congratulations! You're the professional facebook stalker of the house. You probably have a bae but he just doesn't know it, but you know enough to marry him already. You're lowkey cray but still more cray than everyone else in the house. You're lowkey dead inside but try to appear normal to attract the guys. If you could get paid for sleeping, then you'd definitely jump on the opportunity. You hate the taste of alcohol but you do it anyways cause you love being #turnt. Except you can't smoke or be around smokers cause you have asthma. You're also hella paranoid & have trust issues. You are usually seen at Baskin Robbins with on fleek eyebrows!

Mika

Congratulations, you know how to cook! You probably make your own dinner every night because well you have a lot of meat in the freezer that is waiting to be defrosted! You are a charmer so you always got a bae, and you are always doing yoga in the living room and watching the most recent blogilates on YouTube. You have a great sense of style and you're usually working at a clothing store like Forever 21. You usually don't like spending money, but when you do you spend it on clothes. You always want to be productive, even if that means binge watching shows on Netflix. You mooch off of everyone's snacks in the house and always have random food cravings. People always find you stroking your hair and flipping it over your shoulder.

Kelly

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