50 Thought I Had While Applying For 50 Jobs (Part 1)

Unemployment Sucks at 2,3,4, or 5 part series depending on when I get a call back...

1. They should hand out food stamps with your diploma...

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1. Got my resume updated, cover letter is good, and website is up to date. I'm good to go.

2. Lot of typing individually formatting these cover letters

3. I should really do this with a snack, keep my energy up.

4. Entry level but looking for 5 years experience? Lets do it.

5. So if I upload my resume it will fill out the application for me? Great!

6. Nope not even close to filling this out correctly

7. What if I fill out the application via LinkedIn?

8. Better but still taking forever.

9. Woohoo! finally a simple send us your resume and cover letter application

10. The TV devil is calling my name. Must move to safer ground. Starbucks it is.

11. Do they always have Pumpkin Bread? Like even in the summer?

12. O Highschoolers and their Starbucks "dates" How sweet <3

13. Oh she looks pissed. What did he do.

14. You tell him sister! He seems like a terrible BF

15. (20 mins later) Oh god dude get out! Get out while you're young! Take the frap and run!!!

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16. Yes I would like to work for your company, but there is no jobs tab on your website.

17. God, I have to call them. I hate calling why don't companies just text like the rest of the world.

18. (in my head) Hello, I calling in regards to any possible job opportunities within the company?- Hi I'm just calling to see if you have any jobs available? Hello there good morning! Just wondering---ugh.

19. Don't pick up, don't pick up, don't pick up!

20 Hello!

21. Still no response from anyone? Does my wifi work??

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22. I had to be a film major. Couldn't have been okay with something more reliable. Damn my creativity.

23. Great a response. Its a no. But at least they have seen application...they did see it right?

24. Buzzfeed break.

25. Does Buzzfeed hire?

26. Ah, you need a profile. Well what else do I have to lose.

27. Alright profile created. Back to the job hunt!

28. Crap whats my username and password!

29. Alright reset my password. Back to the job hunt!

30. Ooo an email. From my dream job

31. Ooo didn't get it. Brb going to eat/drink/Netflix my feelings.

32. I need to move out of my parents house. Let's do this. Again. Or lets keep doing this as nothing has changed.

33. Great my college freshman brothers have found a part time job for the summer. After sending in two applications

34. Great.

35. Should I get a part time job while still looking for a full time job?

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36. What if I get sucked into my part time job and never get to fulfill my dreams?

37. What if I'm not being realistic, am I asking too much?

38. Crap I'm going to have to start paying off loans soon.

39. Okay I worked part-time all four years of college I can afford to stay on the full time job hunt a little longer.

40. Where did the money go?

41. Great my college roommate just got hired.

42. Great.

43. Is it my address? Will no one in NY hire me because I'm from Chicago? Is that feud real? I thought it was just a Jon Stewart joke?

44. To all employers: I can move! I would be glad to move!

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45. Well my brothers go back to school in August. I could just take their job

46. I could totally work lawn maintenance. I would just to pop a Clartin and I'm good to go.

47. I would lawn mow someones foot off, like in Mad Men...

48. Mad Men = TV = Binge Watch = Netflix.

49. Assistant, Associate, Helper, Did I already apply for this....

50. I think I can I think I can I think I can

I working on the applications but stay tuned for when I apply to 100 jobs...with no end in sight....