1.
Even if she's pretty happy with her polar bear impression, this dog isn't a bear.
2.
Even is his hairdresser gave him "The Panda," this dog isn't a bear.
3.
Even if she has the bear hug down pat, this dog isn't a bear.
4.
even if he has a clever disguise, this dog isn't a bear.
5.
Even if he wishes he were still hibernating, this dog isn't a bear.
6.
Even if he's depressed that his name isn't Grizzly, this dog isn't a bear.
7.
Even if she makes the vet look like a miniature person, this dog isn't a bear.
8.
Even if he looks like a living teddy bear, this dog isn't a bear.
9.
Even if they're totally fed up with Goldilocks, these three dogs aren't bears.
10.
Even if her jersey says otherwise, this dog isn't a bear.
11.
Even if he has a bear cuddle buddy, this dog isn't a bear.
12.
Even if she's technically a Karelian Bear Dog, this dog isn't a bear.
13.
Even if she can catch a fish right out of the river, this dog isn't a bear.
14.
Even if he's found your honey stash, this dog isn't a bear.
15.
Even if he's waving goodbye with his fearsome bear claws, this dog isn't a bear.