Top Signs You Have A "Not Boyfriend Who Doesn't Love You" And How To Get Over Him
Love is in the air you're starting to realize that something stinks. It is ABSOLUTELY your "Not Boyfriend Who Doesn't Love You"
1. When you text "I miss you" he replies "Aww, I'm horny too!"
2. He introduces you to other women he's having sex with.
3. When you talk about your girlfriends he wants to play "F'ck, Marry, Kill."
4. You have more sex outdoors than you do in bed.
5. Your love song is Dolly Parton's Jolene
This is some tough stuff; women go crazy over this, baseball bats and car keys kind of crazy, but not you. You have a plan! Having a "Not Boyfriend Who Doesn't Love You" may not have been your best moment, but getting over him in a healthy way will add to the never ending list of your awesomeness, and being awesome smells pretty good.
How to Get over a "Not Boyfriend Who Doesn't Love You"