1. The "My mother never taught me to clean up after myself"
2. The "That poopy diaper smell is not coming from my baby"
3. The "I don't have my receipt but I would like a full refund"
4. The "Well the store is already messy so they wont notice if I just throw these shoes on the floor"
5. The "Well this public fitting room seems like a perfect place to have sex"
6. The " All the stores are closing but I'm not done yet"
7. The "I'm the customer and I'm always right"
8. The "Why are you playing Christmas music in October"
9. The " It's Christmas eve and I don't understand why you don't have the size I want"
10. The "Its Boxing day: why are the lines so long and why isn't everything 90% off?"
11. The "What do you mean I have to pay for the more expensive one and get the cheaper one for free?"
12. The "No I haven't worn these items and I would like to return them"
13. The "I would like to return this item that I bought at another store"
14. The "Do you have this in a size 2?"
15. The "Do you have anything smaller than a size zero?"
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