"Dumb" Things I'm Anxious About

Because we all know anxiety isn't a disorder, it's trendy.

Elevators

You could literally drop hundreds of feet

Escalators

These have killed people. They can swallow you.

Stairs

Miss a step and you're done for.

People

Not even going to start on this one.

Revolving Doors

How do you even judge if there's enough time! How many people can fit in one triangle!

Doors that do not indicate "push" or "pull"

Because who wants to be that loser who even screws up opening a door.

Breathing

Because everyone can hear it and it's obviously annoyingly loud. P.S. What if you are breathing too fast or too slow and you just die? Does that happen?

Swallowing

See above.

Chewing

Ok, same deal.

Ladybugs

They will literally urinate on you. That's cruel.

Leaving my flat-iron on

It has auto-shut off, however, it could burn the place down through heat safe material within the 30 minutes before it turns off. But only if I leave the house.

Leaving the house

So. Many. Bad. Things. Could. Happen.

But I'm okay with planes though