1. Every magazine in this waiting room is about babies.
2. Here's hoping this isn't awful.
3. Don't give me the side eye for gaining a few pounds.
4. How is this question about working out related to my lady parts?
5. Shit, when was my last period?
6. Hmm, relationship status. Does it count that I wish I had a monogomous partner?
7. Yes, the gown opens in the front. Got it.
8. Oh, I'm THRILLED to have the med student join us for the exam.
9. I DID scooch down.
10. That’s what you call “some pressure?”
11. OMG I have to fart.
12. I know the Pap smear is important and all but ARE YOU DONE YET?
13. I feel violated and now I have to go to work.
14. I'm outta here. After I stop at the billing desk.
15. Thank god I only have to do this once a year.
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