What Should Your Bar Or Bat Mitzvah Entrance Song Be?
You are exactly what the song says: glamorous. You celebrate your 13th birthday in major style. Toast YOURSELF with two shirley temples in hand.
Parties are where you thriiiive and your Bar/Bat mitzvah is no exception. You're the kind of person who will be asking everyone if they're having a good time which is, omg, so sweet of you. Your sign-in book will be filled with hearts.
You are a badass person and will have a badass party to boot. You might need to fight with your parents to use this song as your entrance music but god damn, GOD DAMN you will win that fight.
You're totally goofy and know how to have a good time. You might me the most popular kid in your school? Regardless, your party's going to be a blast.
You're life is basically already a party! But just because you're not a legal adult yet doesn't mean you can't totally party like one.
You are ready to freak out on the dancefloor when you hit your 13th and it's gonna be the best time ever. Make sure you have 1000 glow sticks on yourself at all times.
You're one cool tween and nobody in your Hebrew school class has swagger like you. Make sure to walk into your (dimly lit) party wearing neon shutter shades.
Your B. Mitzvah is gonna RULE. You have been waiting for this moment for thirteen extremely long years (and, like, way too many hebrew school classes.) ENJOY.
You're approaching your B. Mitzvah with style and deserve a great song to boot. Don't just enter into this party to Usher, enter into your LIFE to Usher.