Wake up every morning to the sound of Sarah Records?Have a portable record player?Have a cassette player (and use it a lot?)Live and die for DIY?Tend to love singers with high-pitched, nasally voices?Love K Records?Listen to Pains of Being Pure at Heart?Field Mice?The Vaselines?Another Sunny Day?Belle & Sebastian?Tiger Trap?Beat Happening?Rocketship?Veronica Falls?Like Wes Anderson?Like Jean Luc-Godard?Like Miranda July?Worship Calvin Johnson?Worship Amelia Fletcher?Love '60s mods and Ye-Ye girls?Own an anorak?Own a pair of chunky Mary Janes?Have way too many dresses and shirts with Peter Pan collars?Have a wardrobe that's at least 40% corduroy?Think cardigans make every outfit better?Prefer strawberry-flavored anything?Love drinking tea?Have fringe or bangs?Wear horn-rimmed or thick-framed glasses?Basically look to children for style inspiration?Have a crush on pretty much everyone?Tend to be shy?Think you're kind of awkward?Flirt exclusively through mixtapes/CDs?Often hang out in book or record stores?Want to go to or have been to Popfest?Love and make fanzines?Read Chickfactor regularly?Wish you lived in Bristol in the late '80s?Wish you went to Evergreen State College in the '90s?Play or sing in a band with a name that references "sweet," "gentle," or "sunny?"Want to start a band even though you and your friends can barely play instruments or sing?Have or want to start your own record label?Actually not like being called precious or cute?Not like things ironically?Wear your heart on your sleeve?Just have a lot of feelings, period?Look cute as hell but have a secret dark side?Hate when people don't understand what it means to be twee?
How Twee Are You?
You're not particularly twee. You may like a few twee bands but you probably listen to a lot of different genres and have other interests.
You're a little twee! You may dress the part and like twee music, but you also listen to other genres and aren't completely committed to cuteness. At shows, you probably hang out against the wall and scope out cuties in the crowd.
You're definitely twee! You're shy and dig all the best twee bands. You probably spend a lot of time in your bedroom making the perfect mixtapes for your crush.
You are extremely twee! You understand that twee isn't just about looking cute and acting shy. You probably own the entire Sarah Records discography, write your own Joanna Gruesome fanzine, and can barely make the first move on your crush.