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This Is How To React When Someone Touches Your Goddamn Screen

Big mistake. Huge.

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1. All you did was ask if they knew where that tool was in Photoshop Elements.

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2. All you said was "Did you see what this guy said on Twitter?" and they came over to look at your screen in real life.

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3. All you did was miss an apostrophe, and they said: "You've missed an apostrophe there, mate" and pointed.

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4. They just needed to say "click on the Expert tab" and this never would have happened.

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5. They could have looked at Twitter on their own screen all the way over there.

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"That guy on Twitter, amirite?"

6. They could have let you look like a DICK who doesn't understand apostrophes.

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7. They touched the screen.

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8. "Click here," they said. "On the Expert tab."

"I'll click YOU here on the Expert tab."

9. With their finger.

10. Their disgusting human finger.

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11. And, like:

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12. Why.

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13. Now you have to ~throw down~

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14. BUT

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15. NO

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16. JURY

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17. IN

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18. THE

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19. LAND

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20. WILL

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22. YOU

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23. "Just... Just pass me a fucking wipe."

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