In Person Transcripts: A Monologue

This applies to Enrollment Verification as well (Visuals Courtesy of Spongebob)

When you know this single transcript is about to take a lifetime to appear, and this is how you wish you could act:

But the student is sitting there, in total silence:

1. So you just keep clicking the refresh button while waiting for the transcript to process:

2. At last, the transcript processes so you retreat to the printer…

… Only to find it “warming up”:

Then the student “would like to take a look at it before you seal it,” so you wait again:

3. They finally hand it back to you, and you seal that envelope in .002 seconds and send that student away from your window: