1. When you start to hate youths and know you've finally reached adulthood.
2. When you know how to appreciate a good bargain.
3. And when you're so used to online dating you don't know how to approach people in real life.
4. When you get a real job and it gets to your head.
5. When you think little adult things are exciting.
6. When you and your friends start to talk about real, important issues.
7. And when you start to lose your perception of time.
8. When you still don't quite know the best way to deal with your problems.
9. When you can get away with being immature, just about.
10. But you start to dread getting older.
11. And when you're honestly just trying your best.
12. When you're trying to be smart about money.
13. When you get to make authoritative important decisions.
14. When those decisions need to be mature and responsible.
15. And when you oversell every little success you've had.
16. When you can get carried away on the internet for hours.
17. When you get tired almost too easily.
18. When you hit a new level of lazy every day.
19. And when adult parties are more wild than you're used to.
20. When you find out who your real friends are.
21. When you still haven't mastered the art of flirting.
22. When you're really, really tired of adult life.
23. And when you just want to give up on the woes of the real world.
