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27 Of The Funniest "SpongeBob SquarePants" Lines Ever

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1. When SpongeBob finally learned the truth about his neighbour:

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2. When Patrick enlightened SpongeBob with this grammar lesson:

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3. When Spongebob encountered a language barrier:

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4. When he was concerned about the public effect of his appearance:

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5. When he got the endearing approval he sought:

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6. When Patrick came up with the best way to deal with your worries:

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7. When Spongebob played this legendary April Fools' prank:

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8. When SpongeBob succumbed to peer pressure:

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9. When he really didn't want to participate:

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10. When Bikini Bottom residents kept slandering Squidward's last name:

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11. When Patrick asked the most brutal questions in history:

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12. When SpongeBob and Patrick went alien hunting and stumbled upon this:

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13. When Squidward's patience for a gruelling job was admirable:

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14. When SpongeBob stuck up for his friend Squidward:

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15. When SpongeBob shared the inner workings of his artistic process:

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16. When Patrick wanted to get a couple things clear:

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17. When Patrick broke the devastating news to SpongeBob:

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18. When living underwater had to abide the laws of science, occasionally:

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19. When the only place he could get served was Weenie Hut Jr:

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20. When he was well-versed in planetary law:

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21. When he discovered that everything is cooler if it happens at night:

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22. When SpongeBob clarified why Squidward was sitting there:

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23. When the pair had to be sly and speedy:

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24. When Patrick's anatomy was called into question:

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25. When SpongeBob's mind was intricately complex:

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26. When SpongeBob preached the truth about striped sweaters:

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27. And when Bikini Bottom was destroyed forever:

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