Animals·Posted on 18 Apr 201819 Jokes About Owning A Cat That Are Funny Because They're True"Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested."by Hattie SoykanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. beth mccoll @imteddybless my mum: why is your bed soaking wet me thinking about the 9 unsuccessful attempts to get the cat to drink water out of my cupped hands at 2am: i peed. that is pee 11:13 PM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. claudia turner @cloudypianos "someday this will all be yours" I tell my cat, waving my arms wildly at a few amazon boxes by the front door 06:38 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this post on 4. Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT. 11:30 AM - 28 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Floyd @dafloydsta BATMAN: I got you flowers CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase BATMAN: Ok CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact* 07:08 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. erin chack @ErinChack 08:20 PM - 10 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. PRC @PetiteRainCity Me: *Sobbing* One minute he loves me and the next he wants nothing to do me! Therapist: That's pretty typical cat behavior.... 09:31 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sam H. Escobar 👻 @myhairisblue ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you CATS: 01:17 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. View this post on 10. Oonagh @Okeating Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity? Me: No. Cat: Whatever! 10:19 PM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. View this post on 12. Liz Buckley @liz_buckley Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. 08:18 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Morgan Paige @MorganPaigeLove When someone asks what I’m up to, there’s a 90% chance I’m trying not to pee my pants while waiting patiently for my cat to decide she’s done laying on my lap 03:33 AM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. OPTIMUS WINE @linanneblack I try to be a good person, but it has been indicated that if I keep ordering the big bags of cat litter from the Internet the UPS guy is going to put out a hit on me. 04:20 AM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ˗ˏˋ puff ˊˎ˗ @fruit_fairy @dreamyvortex me, when my cat stands straight on my neck, and chokes me out while he’s cleaning my face and purring 05:44 AM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. View this post on 17. Megan Everett @moitoi When my cat meows at me after I’ve meowed at her, I genuinely believe I’ve spoken some kind of word in cat language. 11:50 PM - 15 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Dave Stopera @davestopera when ur cat gets the fly that's been buzzin' around ur apartment causin' a ruckus 06:12 PM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. View this post on