20 Times Cats Were Aliens

These cats are on their hind legs like they have a point to prove. Well, yes, they are from outer space and we are their next vessels, or whatever.

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If you are reading this...

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it is already too late.

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Gravity is optional.

2. Caught exiting the secret portal!?

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You know, that dark abyss where the rest of the group hangs out.

3. This dance is to attract their mate...

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No it's not. Stop being naive. You'll get us killed. This dance is meant to attract their human host.

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Representation in the media is encouraging this behavior.

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Evidence of witchcraft: real cats would have scratched up that leather couch by now.

5. They've learned how to follow complex tunes.

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Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato).

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Swaying side to side has always been the devil's work.

7. No object sacrifice will sate them.

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They want blood.

8. Where are they going...?

More like, what are they running away from?

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It starts early...

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and just keeps getting worse.

11. You may laugh now...

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but they're just getting ready.

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They know we're watching.

14. Let me in...

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Do not make eye contact with them or invite them over thresholds. Apply salt liberally to entrances.

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The camera blurring is the atmosphere morphing to accommodate the alternate universe this feline just created and trapped you in.

16. Give me my baby back!

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We all know this cat did it.

17. Daily reminder that cats could kill us at their whimsy.

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They just like to watch us clean up their clumps of poo. Which shows how truly sick these creatures are.

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It was the perfect set-up...

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Act normal...act normal...

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Their only known weakness? Fitted blue tees. Spread this information widely.

But alas, the disease is spreading...

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Are you at risk? Well, yeah, if you eat kibble with your outside cats you're already part of the problem.

Our forests are not safe either...

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Yogi the Bear is real. And he has a sidekick: Boo Boo.

In the end...

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you can't escape.