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    69 Things To Do Before You Have Diarrhea Again

    Just life lessons about how I personally have overcome diarrhea in my day to day life. I really don't see a fucking point in continuing on in my diarrhetic state; if the world is your oyster and you constantly have diarrhea, then the oyster is just shit. It's all just a shitty fucking oyster that no one wants. Oysters are also a supplier of diarrhea, and I know it's no one's fault but my own that I am afflicted with this dehydrating, hemorrhoid inflicting, brown river curse.

    1. Careful!!