8 Conservative Cats Reacting To Jeremy Corbyn's Victory Speech

These Tory cats are not at all happy about the Labour election result.

1. 'Our party is about justice, is about democracy.'

Justice? That doesn't sound like something that will be good for my offshore tax evasion...

2. 'Let's deal with the refugee crisis with humanity, with support, with help, with compassion, to try to help people [...] to get to a place of safety.'

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Compassion? Who IS this guy?!

3. 'I am fed up with the social cleansing of London by this Tory government and its policies.'

But... but I don't want to share the tube with the working class...

4. 'The Tories have used the economic crisis of 2008 to impose a terrible burden on the poorest people in this country.'

What were we supposed to do? Without forcing the burden on the poor I may not have been able to afford a third house in Milan...

5. 'All children [will] have a reasonable, fair and decent start in life.'

So I've sent my kittens to private school for nothing?

6. 'This week the Tories will show what they are really made of. On Monday, they have the trade union bill designed to [...] shackle democratic unions and destroy another element of democracy within our society. We have to oppose that.'

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Get your paws off our precious bill!

7. 'We go forward now as a movement and a party bigger than we have ever been for a very, very long time. Stronger than we have ever been for a very long time.'

I'm out.

8. 'We don’t have to be unequal. It doesn’t have to be unfair, poverty isn’t inevitable, things can, and they will, change.'

Change? NO! Someone stop this man!