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1. A book of comics so you can explore your most gruesome and bizarre fears, and creep out all your friends.
2. A matte black lip reviewers swear by — it's not greasy, and of course it shall go perfectly with your all-black wardrobe.
3. A pair of space curtains that might send you into your next existential crisis with just one look. Some people are comforted by how small we are in the universe and others are terrified, to each their own!
4. A jar of black glitter slime to have something to squeeze and squish as you sip black coffee and try not to slip too far into existential dread.
5. A black choker that'll scream "yes I am cute, but breathe near me the wrong way and I will haunt your nightmares 😊" enjoy!
6. A charming mug featuring dead dinos to ensure your next cup of tea comes with a reminder of inevitable extinction.
7. A pair of sterling-silver rose earrings made from natural amber for anyone who is often in a ~rosy~ mood.
8. A wicked cool Harry Potter patronus light that'll remind you to think of your happiest memories in the face of soul-crushing fear and darkness. Or at the very least, serve as a unique night light.
9. A Beetlejuice pin ready to satisfy your need for '90s grunge nostalgia.
10. A ouija board soap so you can add channeling the dead to your daily self-care routine.
11. A 3D skull pan for anyone who wants to bake the sickest cake of all time.
12. A gender roles are dead crew neck that'll show you mean business with your cute but also don't-f*ck-with-me self.
13. A dark tarot guide because we all know the dark cards are the best, and now you can fully understand what they mean!
14. A splurge-worthy Witches Moon monthly subscription box filled with spells, herbs, crystals, and everything you need to have a *witchin'* good time.
15. A RIck And Morty trivia game that'll test your knowledge of the show and give you a heavy dose of dark humor.
16. A zombie squirrel so your pup can get in on the darker side of life too.
17. An all-black cast-iron tea set perfect for ~steeping~ in your feelings while you sip some chai.
18. A T-shirt that'll answer any and all questions strangers may want to throw your way for you when you're not the the mood. Bye!
19. A rainbow unicorn watercolor illustration for anyone who really deep down is just a bursting ray of sunshine, and is only reading this post to reflect on how far you've come since your goth phase.
20. And a pair of Docs with beautiful embroidered roses so you can rock your dark aesthetic forever. I've owned these for three years and they've never let me down.
21. A framed quote from your pal Edgar Allan Poe that'll make you feel right at home.
22. A dad humor–inspired T-shirt Star Wars fans and dads of the dark side shall adore.
23. A "life was ok" pin to show that it really is all worth it in the end!!
24. A banner to hang up for your next break-up party, house show, apocalypse party, and other joyful events.
25. A bright and cheerful phone case so you can channel how you truly feel when you're trying your best to adult and make a bunch of appointments you don't want to go to.
26. A book that is more helpful than it is morbid, because planning who will get dibs on your stuff in the event of death is serious business.
27. A beat it creep shirt I would honestly die for — the perfect shirt to wear to a party where you interact with the pets only IMO.
28. A set of sassy AF luggage tags to protect all your dark stuff from an even darker world.
29. And a skeleton dress you just may have to buy in every color, so that you have the perfect dress for every occasion.
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