15 Times Queen Elizabeth II Could Have Channelled Her Inner Liz Lemon

God Save the Blerg.

1. On Fashion

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“You know I can’t wear green, Jenna! The Clinique lady says I have witch undertones.”

2. On Politics

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“Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America.”

3. On Fangirling

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“You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.”

4. On Independence

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“I don’t need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.”

5. On Confidence

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"High-fiving a million angels."

6. On Family

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“If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.”

7. On Mothers

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"My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico."

8. On Sex Tips

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"Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on."

9. On Food

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"Yes, may I please speak to pizza?"

10. On (More) Food

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"Working on my night cheese."

11. On Self-Worth

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“You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list.”

12. On Reminiscing

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"One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare, but then she drowned."

13. On Having It All

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"Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi."

14. On Eyerolling

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"I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs."

15. And On Living A Happy Life

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“One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say “yes!” Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!”