70 Thoughts We All Had During The "House Of Cards" Season 3 Finale

If you didn't binge the whole season then go buy yourself some fries and sort your self out

1. this is different

2. where are we

3. she IS alive

4. what does this music mean

5. that's the shot we've seen on the laptop stream

6. she has no idea he's been watching her

7. thought she was down then

8. god that musics powerful

9. why can't I tap the beat out correctly yet

10. Doug Doug, Doughie Doug Doug

11. tell him Claire, don't walk away

12. that's awkward Claire, he can see you, right there Claire

13. you should of sat round the corner Claire

14. imagine flying in a swivel chair

15. onions for dinner

16. ouch

17. jesus just tell him already

18. I can't do a close up of Doug with a knife

19. that picture will be useless, he's left the flash on

20. Even I fall for them when Claire starts talking

21. Blonde hair works

22. It's such a fake grin and the people will never know

23. I'm almost forgetting how angry he is

24. Cassie Lockhart, has that been referenced before?

25. I totally forgot prostitution is the whole reason she's in this pickle

26. WHAT

27. I thought we were going down a suicide storyline

28. SLAPPING THE PRESIDENT

29. I'm surprised he took two slaps worth of persuasion

30. that's definitely going to break down on route

31. I wish those Tibetan monks were still there doing that sand thing

32. shutting the noise out, deep

33. but Rachel just got her shit together

34. hahaha course its not Doug knocking. stupid.

35. one bottle of wine between 6?

36. its daylight nothing bad can happen to her in daylight

37. that's like the shot when Frank was mad rowing

38. oh god it's night again, its paranormal activity all over again

39. is that how quick you go?

40. pretending nothing ever happened, I like it

41. is she peeing? is she? she peed

42. is this a bootycall?

43. this is so Walter White, digging holes in desert land

44. how dare he doubt the first lady

45. keep talking Cassie keep talking

46. FREEEEDOM

47. He's going to do a u-turn, isn't he, oh fuck

48. she needs to duck behind that hedge, just jump over the wire

49. oh fuck he's going to plough her down

50. So close but so far

51. Few, he's got Iowa

52. Flying to New Hampshire tomorrow - put it in your diary Claire

53. IN HIS CHAIR?

54. that egg is as dark as his SOUL

55. do they not have smoke alarms in here, no fucks are given

56. lets just forget about what happened in the hotel in Iowa, ok

57. has Spacey got a cold, damn he's so nasally

58. is she going to say divorce? What do you want Claire?

59. OH SNAP

60. don't go back on what you've said Claire, don't apologise in this awkward silence

61. I'm not ready for the brutal fucking truth

62. *gasp*

63. Doug very nearly didn't do his job though did he, stupid Doug

64. kick him in the gonads kick him in the gonads

65. that sand art is fabulous, good job Meechum found a picture

66. *gasp*

67. WHAT THE FUCK

68. WURK IT CLAIRE WURK IT *struts away*

69. holy crap will SEO4 start on a therapists couch?

70. have they started filming yet?

oh god what day is it? how long have I been watching this? my eyes are on FIRE.