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    21 Jokes About The Ides Of March Because It's March 15, Y'all

    "Et tu, bestie?"

    It's the Ides of March today, which means it has officially been 2065 years since Caesar was stabbed.

    Painting depicting Caesar's stabbing

    Just because I felt like it, here are 21 of the best tweets and Tumblr posts in honor of this historic day!

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    julius caesar (dying after being stabbed 23 times): please…name a salad after me

    Twitter: @InternetHippo

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    [15th March 44 BC] Marcus Brutus: Knife day we're having Julius Caesar: What Gaius Longinus: *desperately miming shut up*

    Twitter: @desukidesu

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    One Tumblr user wrote be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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    Julius Caesar, while being stabbed in the back: you were at my wedding Denise...

    Twitter: @DannyPage

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    On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

    Twitter: @SparkNotes

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    Brutus betraying Julius Caesar, March 15th, 44 BC, colorized.

    Twitter: @peggoins

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    Someone holding a large knife over a Little Caesar's pizza box

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    The Roman senate stabbing the shit out of Julius Caesar https://t.co/TsJGJx5aXv

    Twitter: @EldritchGirl

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    Julius Caesar was prolly like “yooooooooooooooooooo wtf is y’all doin!?!?!”

    Twitter: @LeanandCuisine

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    Someone wrote "you've been hit by [knife emoji], you've been struck by [knife emoji], a Roman senator [three knife emojis] to the tune of Michael Jackson's song smooth criminal

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    A someecard says "People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups"

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    julius caesar: who’s gon check me boo? brutus: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🔪 👁 👁🔪 🔪 👃🏻 🔪 🔪👄 🔪 🔪

    Twitter: @melmadara

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    brutus: could a depressed person do this? [takes part to a conspiracy and stabs julius caesar at pompey’s theatre]

    Twitter: @antyllvs

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    one user said these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only"

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    Julius Caesar when he saw everyone pulling out their daggers https://t.co/QbNzPdZWhp

    Twitter: @SparkNotes