There are obviously a ton of funny accounts on Twitter, but NO account is as funny as Sparknotes.
Me and the girls once we get the vaccine
Maybe I'm just a massive nerd, but its tweets CANNOT miss. Here are 37 of my absolute favorites:
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Victor Frankenstein when he built a creature, rejected him, and decided not to tell anyone the creature was running around in a murderous rage
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Your vibes were off at Bilbo Baggins' 111st birthday party
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Hamlet: I'm depressed. Claudius: Hi depressed, I'm Dad! Hamlet: Claudius: Oh yeah your mother and I have some news.
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Nick Carraway in chapter 1: You shouldn't judge people. Nick Carraway for the rest of the novel:
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The fool showing up in the middle of a Shakespearean tragedy
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Charlotte Brontë introducing a love interest vs. Jane Austen introducing a love interest
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"I could fix him" well I could persuade him to assassinate the king of Scotland only to die at the hands of his enemies
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You drop a chandelier into the audience at the opera house ONE TIME and no one ever lets you forget it
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Hades: Don't look behind you, or else Eurydice must return to the Underworld forever. Orpheus:
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Interviewer: Under "work history" it just says "content creator." Care to elaborate on that? Victor Frankenstein: No.
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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich
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A really underrated part of Hamlet is the scene where Hamlet tries to get Guildenstern to play the pipe and Guildenstern says he doesn't know how and Hamlet says "funny how you can't play the pipe but you thought you could play ME"
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The creature: Victor Frankenstein:
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Lady Macbeth fainting when she hears about all the murder
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If I were Odysseus I would have simply sailed home
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19th-century authors killing off a major character ▶ 🔘──────── 00:05 19th-century authors describing a chair or something ▶ 🔘──────── 1:54:27
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Hamlet's dad: I want you to get revenge on your uncle and leave your mom alone. Hamlet:
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So when other people wear a mask, stay inside a lot, and start giving singing lessons on the side, they're "dealing with a global pandemic." But when I, the Phantom of the Opera,
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Women in Shakespeare disguising themselves by wearing a cap
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Hamlet after yet another angsty soliloquy https://t.co/ehzb5wB7c9
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The most important thing to remember when a Russian aristocrat is hunting you for sport on his own private island is to have fun and be yourself
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Friar Lawrence at the end of Romeo and Juliet
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Bread: *exists* Jean Valjean:
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John Milton in the 1600s
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Darcy: *proposes* Elizabeth:
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Zeus when he had Prometheus chained to a rock with an eagle pecking at his liver
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Shakespeare characters experiencing one (1) minor inconvenience
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This year for Christmas, get him something he truly needs (visits from three ghosts who will scare him into sharing his wealth)
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Victor Frankenstein
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Oedipus Rex arriving in Thebes
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None of this would be happening if you had just kept your hand at the level of your eyes
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anyone me insisting watching that Romeo Romeo and looks like Juliet (1968) Zac Efron
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"New year, new me," I say as I disappear and eventually resurface as the Count of Monte Cristo
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Abigail Williams: *accuses her enemies of witchcraft* Everyone else in Salem with a score to settle:
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Hamlet sending Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to their deaths