24 Kids Who Reallyyyyyy Creeped Out Their Parents And Teachers With The Disturbing Things They Wrote

"I like this girl. I want to cook her. But first I need to kill her." Um, WHAT?!?!

1. This journal entry from a "very sweet otherwise" 6-year-old...and people are pretty sure the girl was going to finish with "suck her blood."

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It says: "I like this girl. I want to cook her. But first I need to kill her. And I need to suck..."

2. This drawing started out sweet enough, with the kid writing, "I have so many hopes and wishes. It's the best day ever." But if you look to the right, things took a dark turn.

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It says: "I have so many hopes and wishes. It's the best day ever" with a smiley face labeled "I will eat you where there's nothing left of you."

3. This 9-year-old kid made this terrifying drawing/note for their parents.

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It says: "Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me."

4. Someone's 9-year-old wrote this...and yep, their parents were called.

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It's titled "Car Crash" and says: 

"It's Matt's birthday

Hayley Matt and Jem

Swoosh speeding down the highway Jem

at the wheels sliding side to side

Swerved to miss the stupid penguin

Car flips onto side

Silence for a second

Hauling Matt as his leg snaps on window

Blood spitting everywhere

Jem and Hayley fly through the air

Jem hangs from power line

Hayley's leg stuck up a tree

Sneaky snake bites dangling foot

They wake to strange sounds

Of people yelling in pain"

5. This kid was even younger, writing this poem in second grade...though they now have no memory of it.

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It says:

"I am shy and short

I wonder about what my two turtles [do] when I am at school 

I hear Greek Mythology battles and my hermit crab yelling at me 

I see pencils and live rubber monkeys 

I want to be the goddess of school 

I am shy and short

I pretend I am immortal (I cannot die)

I feel satisfied

I touch my neighbors' soft pillows

I worry about the Earth (I could blow up at any second)

I cry when things get too stressful

I am shy and short

I understand why my sister cries at night sometimes

I say Greek Mythology is cool

I dream that I am in Camp Half-Blood

I try to not cry when things get too stressful

I hope I have a house when I grow up

I am shy and short."

6. This person had no memory of writing this, either.

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It says: "If I was invisible I would haunt my parents. I would first start out with minor things, like pulling their covers at night, or knocking dishes over. Then it would get worse. I would turn lights on and off. I would whisper sinister things in their ears. If they decided to move out, I'd stalk them."

7. This student was not happy with their teacher.

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It says: "Dear Ms. Jones, I am angry of you because you took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Conner. That's no big deal, I'm only 6, I can't be quiet all the time and that makes you a thief and a crook. You are going to hell, real hell, the burning one, because you [are] a thief. I worked hard for those bucks and my only prayer in chapel today was that god gets you to hell fast, super fast, and your new haircut is bad, real bad. —Isaiah"

8. This parent received this from their 8-year-old.

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It says: "I will be for Halloween a sad clown and a clown that just escaped from jail."

9. This came from a student.

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It says: "Story Time: A long long time ago, a girl was happy because she had a lot of husbands. She played them. Every time they felt very excited, it would rain. One day they were tired that they couldn't play. So, she killed every husband she had."

10. This student's story took a dark, creepy turn.

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This says: 

"Cecil is a broken robot. Cecil follows a dog. Cecil bites the dog. A leg of dog is broken. We take the dog to the animal hospital. The doctor takes an X-ray pic. The dog cries. The dog eats the medicine. 

The dog sleeps.

Cecil smiles."

11. This kid wrote a pretty freaky story in first grade.

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It says: 

"The Surprise

At about 6:00 o'clock I went to my new babysitter's across the street. I heard that she's very cranky and she has two kids named Alex and Chris who were cranky too. They lived in Paris, France, a big city. I was walking to the cranky sitter's house and I knocked on the door. 

The babysitter opened the door. Her face was dirty and her hair was sticking up. I screamed and ran back home and I told my mom. She didn't believe me. And I ran back. She was holding a belt. And her kids were drinking something red. 

She kicked me inside and said I will have a good dinner and she swapt(?) me with the belt. And it had spikes. It hurt. So I went upstairs and looked out the window and my mom was gone."

12. This kid's teacher clearly never read their story before laminating it — this was apparently from an assignment to write a story about another student on their birthday.

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It says: "BURGLAR TURNS HIMSELF IN: One day in Misawa, Japan, Billy had taken over 200,000 video games from the local Nintendo factory. Billy killed over six people during the robbery. Billy went into a club, but he slipped out when he saw the cops. Billy was in the back of the club planning more murders and robberies. Billy then killed a three-year-old boy and his mother. After five years of robberies, Billy turned himself in to the cops. He was sentenced to life in prison. Billy hung himself a year later."

13. This kid made a bunch of really weird "calculations" on "space travel," which might have been innocent enough if they weren't accompanied by a drawing of an alien captioned "THEY EXIST AND ARE HERE."

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14. This person found this drawing of a teacher killing students on the ground in a middle school.

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It says: "My students ruined my binders so I replaced them." 

15. But this old warning about "Sleepeye" is even creepier.

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It says: "This was found years ago. This is called the Sleepeye. If you see this. Do not go and see it."

16. This person found a note from a little kid at a campsite in Georgia.

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It says: 

"Low GS Camp

—Water

—Bathroom Water

—Outside faucet water

—Both waterways is pump water from underground

—Cabins

—5 beds

—Wall down

—Creepy

—Lots of bugs

—Cabin mates

—Alden + teal

—Scared + freaked out

—me and them, them scared me brave

—Home

—Greensville SC

—Help me

This note I hope you find if you do this is from Georgia Olive"

17. This kid had his younger sibling sign a real creepy contract.

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It says: "You agreed to play this game so if you get hurt you cannot tell on me."

18. This is a 6-year-old's schoolwork.

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It says: "At our beach, I love collecting sea shells to give to people. At our beach, I like to pretend to be dead. At our beach, my mum loves to swim."

19. This kid made an interesting card for his father.

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20. This kid hid this note under their bed.

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It says: "My Halloween costume: I hope I will be a bloody, bloody, bloody guy with a knife and an eye patch. When I have my costume I sneak into houses. First I will put on my eye patch. After, I will..."

21. This person got a creepy note from their third-grade pen pal.

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It says: "Q: How do you get a cat to sound like a dog? A: You pour gas on it and light it and it says 'woof!' Lol! My brother told me that joke. I love having a penpal like you!"

22. This was found on an elementary school playground.

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It says: 

"Death note

He will go to a table and smash his head against the table until he is dead."

23. Another teacher found this on the playground.

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It says: "I'm coming for you" with a drawing of a crying boy in the woods with red slashes on his chest, captioned "He is dead."

24. And finally, this warning — which says "Turn your eye to the darkness and hide so you aren't spotted by the mystery guy" — was pretty darn ominous.

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What's the creepiest thing you've ever found from a child? Let us know in the comments!