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    Chris Pine Buying Books And Wearing A Mask Is Literally The Hottest Celeb Pic Of 2020

    BRB, taking a cold shower.

    Anyone who has seen The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement knows that Chris Pine is the best Chris.

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    Yes, I DO know he's been in other things, but Princess Diaries 2 Chris Pine is the Chris Pine I want to wake up to in the morning.

    I don't make the rules. I simply report the facts.

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    Sorry, Hemsworth and Evans. I love you too.

    But I digress. The reason I have brought you all here today is to talk about a certain picture of Chris Pine posted by Twitter user @Rachael_Conrad that has been making the rounds on the interwebs. A picture so hot, so steamy, so utterly NC-17 that it should not be shown without a warning.

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    Just listen to the original poster:

    Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad

    @Dr_Ophelian I really should’ve given this a NSFW warning.

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    Lo and behold...the photo:

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     Chris Pine walking in shorts and a t-shirt with a jean jacket, a medical mask, and a brown paper bag of books
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    I don't even know where to look first.

    I know, it's a lot. Allow me to bring your attention to the most important parts:

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    1. THE MASK!!

    a closeup of Chris's face
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    Covering his mouth and his nose!!!

    2. THE GIANT BAG OF BOOKS!!

    a closeup of the brown paper bag of books that says "Skylight Books Los Angeles" on it
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    Please, PLEASE Chris. TELL US WHAT BOOKS WERE IN THE BAG. THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!!!!

    3. FROM AN INDIE BOOKSTORE!!!

    even more of a closeup of the bag
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    We stan a king who supports independent bookstores. (BTW, Skylight Books is amazing. They currently have awesome Pride Month and Unlearning Racism reading lists on their website.)

    4. This strange squint and hand motion!!!!

    another closeup of Chris's face, he's making a strange hand gesture of taking a picture
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    I think he is maybe letting the paparazzi know he can see them or perhaps pretending to take a photo of them?? Unclear, but we LOVE how he's able to communicate through hand gestures so he can maintain social distancing!!!

    5. The drink he artfully balances behind the bag!!

    a closeup of a straw sticking out behind the bag
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    I must know what he was drinking.

    6. The dumpster in the background!!

    the same photo, there is a dumpster behind him
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    God, I wish I was that dumpster.

    In conclusion...

    Kylie Jenner pregnant with a meme overlay of "next thing I knew, I was pregnant"
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    Your move, Chris Evans.

    Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad

    @ChrisEvans you have 24 hours to respond with a picture of the stack of books that you’ve been reading during quarantine. Bonus points if they were purchased from an indie store!

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    I would also like to extend the challenge to any and all other Chrises. Also, wear a mask and support indie bookstores!!!