Yesterday, the CDC released new recommendations for mask-wearing and social distancing in the US that basically cleared the way for vaccinated folks to stop wearing masks in almost all settings.
The news was met with both excitement and doubt, but the one thing that seemed to bring universal happiness were the jokes.
Here are 29 more jokes about the CDC's new guidelines, courtesy of Twitter.
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CDC: vaccinated people can stop wearing masks Everyone with more than 3 brain cells:
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CDC says fully vaccinated people can stare at the blank page before them, open up the dirty window, let the sun illuminate the words they cannot find, reach for something in the distance, so close they can almost taste it, release their inhibitions, & feel the rain on their skin.
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New CDC guidelines state that fully vaccinated adults can open mouth kiss their homies good night.
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cdc has Oprah giveaway vibes
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The CDC: fully vaccinated people can stop wearing masks The bottom half of my face:
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CDC says it's safe for screenwriters to send a revised version of a script to someone who still hasn't read the first version they sent
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CDC UPDATE: if you're fully vaccinated, the only "mask" you need to wear in public is the elaborate system of defense mechanisms you've built around your true self out of fear that if people knew the real you they'd decide that you're not worthy of love
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the CDC to all vaccinated Americans
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HUGE news: new CDC guidance stipulates that vaccinated people no longer need to maintain a sourdough starter
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the cdc has recommended that both vaccinated and non-vaccinated people please be nice to me
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the cdc dropped that announcement on a friday like it was a surprise album
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the CDC:
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the CDC says its important to absolutely blast the shit out of each other with particles again as soon as possible
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these sudden new cdc guidances...it’s giving TyraMail
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The CDC says fully vaccinated people can DROP EVERYTHING NOW. MEET ME IN THE POURING RAIN. KISS ME ON THE SIDEWALK. TAKE AWAY THE PAIN. CAUSE I SEE SPARKS FLY WHENEVER YOU SMILE’
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“CDC says fully vaccinated people can stop wearing masks in most indoor places” me, fully vaccinated:
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The CDC says they can drop off fully vaccinated people at the movies if their mom can pick everyone up but they’re not doing both
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BREAKING: CDC announces that I have grown into a very handsome and vaccinated young man
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@Casey CDC guidelines be like:
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Thanks CDC, but this mask stays on so I can continue talking to myself in public without social repercussions
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cdc said it’s my turn on the xbox
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When will the CDC answer the important questions https://t.co/dMG8L2JRPd
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The CDC says fully vaccinated people can now continue to let time slowly ravage your body in this vast abyss.
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The CDC got everyone turning up today 🤣🤣 #maskoff
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Future looking at the streams for Mask Off rn #CDC
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The CDC says you can now travel to Sweden for a summer festival, hang out with a cult, and put your boyfriend in a bear suit and set him on fire.
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The CDC clarifies that if you are fully vaccinated and no longer wearing a mask, you should still not talk on speaker phone in public
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New CDC guidance just dropped
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CDC says fully vaccinated people can join the cast of Knives Out 2