We all know the classic pickup line "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" Well, this weekend, people on Twitter decided to come up with their own second half, except...much more accurate than the original line.
Here are some of the best new endings to "Did it hurt?"
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did it hurt? when u majored in theatre?
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did it hurt? when you created fake scenarios in your head
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did it hurt? when u went to nyu
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did it hurt? when u moved to philly
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did it hurt? when the email found you well?
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did it hurt? when you flew too close to the sun on wings made of wax and plummeted to the sea below as a result of your own hubris
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did it hurt? when you lived, laughed, and loved?
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did it hurt when you fell off the 90 degree drop off into Rock Bottom?
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did it hurt? when you found out the sign you hate is in your big 3
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Did it hurt? When you were falling asleep and she was calling a cab and he was having a smoke and she was taking a drag?
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did it hurt? when you picked classics as a major?
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did it hurt? when the beach made you old?
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did it hurt? when you majored in political science?
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did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?
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did it hurt? when u pumped ur own gas
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did it hurt when you fell from those crates ?
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did it hurt? when you got handed the player 2 controller
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did it hurt? when the rat pulled on your hair to make you cook?
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did it hurt? when u got a degree in creative writing
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did it hurt? when your father kicked you out of heaven and sentenced you to rule hell for all of eternity but you took a vacation and learned to love humanity?
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Did it hurt? Being a child with Capricorn placements?
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Did it hurt? When you re-watched Glee
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Did it hurt? When you saw yourself in the front facing camera