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    34 "Star Wars" Jokes That Would Make Even Anakin Chuckle

    May the fourth be with you.

    Hello!!!!! Today is a very special day!!!

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    That's right, it's May 4, aka STAR WARS DAY!!!!

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    In honor of this very important holiday, here are 34 Star Wars jokes that brought me a chuckle on this fine day:

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    Luke Skywalker losing his arm with the caption saying you're probably wondering how I got here
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    Leia making a weird face behind Han's back
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    The lil lego Star Wars movies will always be iconic

    Twitter: @planetcameron

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    ily = i love , iysm = i love you so much, ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you
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    Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin faced with a choice of male or female and someone responds with "only a cis deals in absolutes"
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    "i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he asked if i did it to impress him and i said, "star wards episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977"
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    one person said "the force is like anxiety" and someone said "explain." to which a third person responded "with me, always"
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    each generation of jedi is progressively less prepared for their first duel
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    star wars?? lol yeah i love star wars, the way they just [darth vader clenches fist] [someone suffocates and dies]
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    Anakin, Padme, Leia's achievements by the age of 19 are compared to Luke which are implied to be less than impressive
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    One user commented that they love that a lot of celebs want to distance themselves from from their iconic characters whihole mark hamill is like "luke skywalker wouldhate you, personally, in canon"
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    what I really love about Star Wars is how dumb as shit the characters are. every time they land on a new planet in Star Trek, they check to see if there’s oxygen, signs of life, etc. Star Wars just bounds out of the Millennium Falcon like “oh cool is that grass?” fucking idiots

    Twitter: @sk_griffith

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    I can't be the only one who caught the @SethRogen cameo in the Star Wars trailer

    Twitter: @theryangeorge

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    wake me up before you go (Rey) when september ends (Luke) WAKE ME UP INSIDE (Kylo ren)
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    One person says they have the "feeling that Qui-Gon spend 40 years or so of his afterlife wondering where he went wrong with Anakin and Obi wan"
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    Twitter: @hotgirlbummer_x

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    can we take a moment to appreciate this good girl playing the drums to the star wars cantina band theme song (🎥 @AcousticTrench )

    Twitter: @humorandanimals

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    Qui Gon telling Luke that his father murdered 30 children with the lightsaber he just presented to him
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    the new Star Wars movie looks a bit different...

    Twitter: @decentpatter

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    my parents me trying to use the force after watching star wars

    Twitter: @spoiler4you

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    A tumblr user said obi-wan isn't a "dad" character and that there aren't any father figures in star wars because every character is neurotic to which someone responded, "what'd you call chewbacca then"
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    If Cardi B did sound effects for Star Wars

    Twitter: @ImTooFast_

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    Marshmallows and Star Wars. The internet is undefeated...🤣

    Twitter: @RexChapman

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    Twitter: @a_demare

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    The Mandalorian: *showing pictures of Baby Yoda off* Them: omg he’s precious how old is he? The Mandalorian: 50 Them: The Mandalorian: he, uh, recently learned how to stop fire with his mind The Mandalorian: so we’re pretty proud

    Twitter: @ObsKenobs

    34.

    does laura dern think timothee chalamet is baby yoda https://t.co/eutNsrJdnF

    Twitter: @blxckswns

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