Hi. Here is a picture of a salad.
And here, a delicious-looking fruit salad.
This, however, is NOT a salad.
Allow me to explain: Fruits and salads DO NOT MIX, people. Vegetables are savory. Fruits are sweet. It is weird and unpleasant and sketchy to mix them in one bowl with salad dressing.
For reference, I've gathered some salads that should not exist in the world.
And this one:
Look away people:
This sheer ~horror~:
Avert your eyes:
That is all.
Yes, I am a monsterDepends on the fruit TBHNo, that's a total disgrace
vote votesYes, I am a monster
vote votesDepends on the fruit TBH
vote votesNo, that's a total disgrace