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    People Are Confessing Their Kitchen Crimes, And They Range From Forgivable To Worthy Of Jail Time

    "Let's just say I take the 'five second rule' very, very liberally."

    Do you ever know something is wrong but proceed to do it anyway? How about in the kitchen? Well, Redditor u/lolalovesme13 asked, "What's a common cooking "don't" that you "do" all the time?" Here are some kitchen confessions straight from home cooks.

    1. "I made fish and chips: smoked salmon with potato chips. I don't know...I'm not British."

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    2. "I take the 'five second rule' very, very liberally."

    3. "I heat up grocery store roasted chicken with a glass of cheap wine and call it coq au vin."

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    4. "My boss puts applesauce on his pizza, slaps the two slices together and eats it like a sandwich."

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    5. "When breading things in a traditional milk, flour, egg, and breadcrumb mix, it's recommended to use one hand for the dry ingredients and another for the wet. That makes total sense, but I just use one hand for everything and keep the other hand completely clean. I'd rather have one hand I can use instead of two dirty ones."

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    6. "I often eat Lunchables and just tell myself they're actually charcuterie."

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    7. "I always overcrowd crowd bacon. It shrinks down eventually anyway."

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    8. "Using dried herbs instead of fresh ones. I fully recognize that fresh rosemary, thyme, or basil tastes way better, but buying fresh herbs is pretty much a guarantee that I'll use them in one dish and then forget about them until they go bad in the fridge."

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    9. "My husband makes spaghetti, tosses it in sauce, and sets it aside. He then spreads peanut butter on two pieces of toast, ladles a generous amount of the spaghetti onto one piece of the peanut butter toast, and uses the second slice to make a peanut butter and spaghetti sandwich."

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    10. "I always bake with salted butter even though the recipe usually calls for unsalted. Come at me."

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    11. "When I'm feeling lazy I put seasoned ground meat cooked with vegetables and cheese on flatbread and call it Mexican pizza."

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    12. "I eat chunks of cookie dough while I'm making cookies."

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    13. "My version of homemade fish tacos is heating up frozen fish sticks and wrapping them in tortillas."

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    14. "I put melted cheese and tomatoes on bread and call it Margherita pizza."

    Toast topped with melted cheese and tomatoes.
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    15. "When I'm too lazy to cook, which is often, I just pile whatever is in my fridge into a bowl until nothing else fits and call it dinner."

    A bowl filled with random foods like bread, chips, carrots, cheese, cookies, and a peach.
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    16. "I'm constantly over-crowding the pan. I don't have time to cook in batches. If I can't make the ingredients fit in the pan at once, I'm not making that recipe."

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    17. "When my wife was pregnant, she craved ramen noodles prepared with Kraft Mac & Cheese powder. I delivered on that craving."

    Ramen with mac 'n' cheese powder.
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    18. "They say not to rinse mushrooms, but I do. I’m not going to sit around with a brush getting off every bit of forest floor They’re getting a quick rinse. What's the big deal after all? Mushrooms get rained on.

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    19. "I put MSG on everything. What can I say? It makes everything taste better."

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    20. "I never rinse my vegetables. I just figure if there's a little dirt on them it's sort of like extra nutrients. And if there's pesticides on them...well, that's never been a problem for me before."

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    21. "I don't treat any cheese as exclusive to one culture or cuisine. Hell, I'll slap Provolone or Monterey jack on almost anything I'm cooking."

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    22. "Forget about smoke point. I use whatever freakin' oil I have on hand when I'm cooking something in a pan."

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    23. "I soften butter in the microwave. I know it’s wrong, I use the defrost setting and it seems to work just fine. Common, no one has time to wait for butter to soften."

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    24. "I scoop flour directly with a measuring cup into a mixing bowl and never sift it. I haven't noticed a difference between this method and fluffing/spooning flour into the cup like you’re really supposed to."

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    25. "I aggressively speed-thaw seafood under hot water."

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    26. "When the directions on a frozen meal say to remove it from the microwave and stir it halfway through, I don't bother with that. I'm already microwaving dinner. I can't be bothered to put in that effort."

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    27. "For me it's throwing chopped onions and garlic into the pan simultaneously when the instructions say to sauté the onion first. Neither ever gets overcooked or undercooked."

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    28. "I put cheese on everything, including seafood. Cheesy seafood is the bomb, and I don't care who says otherwise."

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    29. "I use garlic from a jar (affectionately called jarlic) 90% of the time. IMO, the taste difference is so minimal it's just not worth the hassle of mincing it by hand."

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    30. "I buy shredded/grated cheese instead of grating it myself. I ain't got no time for that. 🤷🏻‍♀️"

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    31. "When I'm baking, I rarely ever whisk the dry ingredients together before adding them to the wet ingredients. I can't be bothered. I add the salt, spices and leaveners to the wet ingredients first and then add in the flour."

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    32. "I break spaghetti in half before boiling it. I have a small pot to cook pasta and spaghetti won't fit otherwise. Don't judge me 😁."

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    33. "I hardly ever wait for the oven to preheat before putting in whatever it is I'm cooking."

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    34. "I cook raw meatballs in the tomato sauce. I like the flavor it gives the sauce and I don’t want my balls charred, thank you very much."

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    35. "I chop meat on a cutting board board then cut veggies on the same board without cleaning it first. It all gets cooked in the same darn pan anyway."

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    36. "I have never, ever rinsed my rice before cooking it."

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    37. "I use those Instant ramen chicken-flavored seasoning packets to spice up my vegetables and other dishes like home fries. It's leagues better than just salt and pepper."

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    38. "I use Better than Bouillon in about 75% of my cooking. The lobster version is my secret weapon. It elevates any seafood dish. Any time in cook with shrimp or crawfish I bust out the BTB lobster stock and everyone raves about the meal"

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    39. "I always use boxed cake mix. Baking cake from scratch takes forever, but boxed mix is delicious and everyone loves it. Even for banana bread I use yellow cake mix and ripe bananas."

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    40. "I just use a slurry of flour instead of a roux to make béchamel. I say it's low fat béchamel sauce, but really I'm just lazy."

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    Are you guilty of breaking any common cooking rules? Tell us in the comments below.